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When people say "What's the point of Tumblr?"
lovelyamour: They just don’t understand.
im ready for Ohio. now.
eatslugsmalfoyandyoumuggle: Harry Potter Theme Played By Google. why didn’t i think of that?
"Don't move, there's a bug on your back."
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: Submitted by dayanatuna lmfao, i do this everytimeee!
people say the funniest things →
i think if marrying google was an option, i'd pick... →
my computer would stop being bipolar and just stay plugged in. Damn. -____-
Tickling and surprising your pet,
10knotes: mikimaki: Expectations: Reality: Submitted by mikimaki Featured on 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog.
Like A Boss
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: Submitted by ilamme: Light a fire (Like A Boss) Ride a horse (Like A Boss) Take a seat (Like A Boss) Park a car (Like A Boss) Put on clothes (Like A Boss) Throw a strike (Like A Boss) Ride a motorcycle (Like A Boss) Punch a bear (Like A Boss) Pour a beer (Like A Boss) Hitch a ride (Like A Boss) Fall down stairs (Like A Boss) lmfao, the seat...
8 SIGNS YOU ARE NO LONGER A KID. →
flyingonautopilot: 1) You say “no” to yourself instead of waiting for your parents to say it to you. 2) You realize you need to have “savings”, so you stop giving to charity. 3) You resent new gaming systems instead of immediately signing up to buy them. 4) When you’re sick, you go get your own…
WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL,
i graduate high school today.
i like animals.
big ones and small ones. smelly ones and clean ones. mean ones and nice ones. meat eating ones and veggie eating ones. furry ones and naked ones. except snakes. fuck snakes.
past and present.
two separate words. two separate times. key word: separate. if they’re so separate why are they so together in my life? why do i hold grudges? whatever happened to forgive and forget? i frustrate myself. -___-
Anonymous asked: ey bitch.
when you make eye contact with a stranger
to be polite, you’re like: but then they’re just like: WTF, I’M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.
Doing a heart with your hand:
Expectations: Reality: lmfaooooo.